Bat Whisperer

It was a dark and stormy night, when some time in the wee hours, Bat Whisperer awoke to squeals from the living room. She arose to find Tennis Pro armed with a broom, attempting to persuade a very frightened baby bat to fly out an open window. It was pretty obvious the way she was swinging the broom, that Tennis Pro meant business.  Fortunately for baby bat, he didn't fly in a straight line, presenting a real challenge for Tennis Pro to make contact. Worse news for baby bat though. Vampire Slayer was asleep in the next room. Fortunately (for baby bat), the slayer is quite the sound sleeper.

Exhausted from flying around and dodging the broom/tennis racket, baby bat took a break long enough to be scooped up in a towel by Bat Whisperer, and then set free in the pouring rain outside.

Bat Whisperers kryptonite comes in the form of espresso as she suffers from coffee-shop-constipation, the inability to pass a coffee shop.

  • 2nd overall female in recent (March-April 2012) strava-specialized climbing competition with 211,689 feet of climbing
  • Earned a Rapha Festive 500 Roundel in 2011
  • Member of 2011 NE Gent's Race winning team, the 52 Vincents
  • Completed race up Mt Washington on fixed gear three times
  • Half of winning tandem team for various hillclimb races in the northeast, including Mt Washington, Newton's Revenge, Mt Equinox, Mt Greylock, Burke Mountain and Mt Ascutney
  • Paris-Brest-Paris ancienne in 1991 and 1999
  • Successfully Completed Boston-Montreal-Boston in 1988, 1992 and 1994 
  • More powerful than a Triple-A battery, able to leap over sidewalk cracks in a single bound!

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